Employee of the Month for October 2007---Janet!
"Janet’s dedication to Global Crossing and to the center is excellent. Recently she went above and beyond by contributing towards the water filters so that all employees could continue to enjoy great tasting water. Thank you Janet!"
"It was very nice and thoughtful thing for Janet to do!"
"I agree Janet is a great choice!"
"I believe Janet’s exemplify the true nature of one of our employees going above and beyond. Janet’s act was very selfless and for the benefit of a large number of her co-workers without being prompted by anyone."
"I really like the idea of Janet. I didn’t know that she had done that and will have to thank you as I am a water drinker."
WTF!! Just because someone in our conferencing department bought a few water filters saving the company some $$ she gets employee of the month. And those quotes from other employees are classic.
3 comments:
So what do you get if you purchase coffee filters?
That is hilarious. I like that she could be the absolute worst employee the company has ever had, cost the company tons of money because terrible work product, yet she springs for a couple of filters and she is suddenly employee of the month.
You should roll in a couple of kegs someday, and when they try to get you in trouble for it just say "but I was just trying to be like Janet!"
I can't stand business anymore. I see so much stupid shit that i blows my mind some places can even keep their doors open.
If it is that easy to get EotM then you should get it every month for a year!
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